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gift
certificates
we
offer gift certificates
in multiple
denominations.
please contact
us for more
information: info@absolutionla.com
here are our most wildly popular and exciting gift certificates:
AN INTRODUCTORY PACKAGE can be used for three absolution workouts of your choice: pilates, boxing, climbing, gymnastics, aerial workshops, and assailant defense
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A DAY AT “SPYSCHOOL” choose from any of our spyschool activities (SPYSCHOOL gift certificates from $75 - $1500)
“A BRAND NEW BODY” up to thirty private or group pilates sessions
A MAKEUP LESSON FROM SOME OF THE BEST –
a complete rehaul of your makeup routine and products. Learn how to put extraordinary makeup on so you won’t look like a whore....from the most basic, natural look to va va VOOM.
A BLOWDRYING LESSON OR A FEW COOL ‘DO’s – come into our salon and learn the tricks to the ultimate blowdry or a few cool updos so you can finally lose the ponytail
give a mom “YOUR BODY BACK” - UP TO 20 private or mat pilates classes
“TAKE OFF WITH THE CIRCUS” - study with our extraordinary CIRQUE DU SOLEIL performers on the tissue, trapeze, and hoops.
“GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF” - a day climbing and rapelling in MALIBU CREEK, Stony point, or at our indoor rock facility.
COMPLETELY “CHANGE YOUR LOOK” - a full-on makeover with wigs to boot
A DIVORCE PARTY – GET A GROUP OF YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER to celebrate your new life.
You won’t believe what we recommend.
A BACHELORETTE PARTY – ditto.
LEARN TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEBODY WHO IS ATTACKING YOU – our most favorite and wild class. Truly extraordinary! A great gift for the shy and timid.
AN EVENING WITH A FLIRTING EXPERT – our resident flirting expert can teach you how to pick up anyone, anywhere, by mastering some very simple but effective techniques.
AN EVENING WITH A RELATIONSHIP COACH -
our expert can fix the most complex love problems in a snap. We have witnessed this!
A HUNKY MAN TO HANDLE YOUR “HONEY DO” LIST – we all need a little help around the house. Give one of our sexy dudes your list, whether it be plumbing, shopping, picking up the kids, or (get this!) cooking, our men are available by the day or to help you prep for private events.
LEARN HOW TO DO AN EROTIC STRIPTEASE WITH A FEW OF YOUR FRIENDS – we emply the world’s expert here....best experienced with a group of your girlfriends!
LEARN HOW TO LOAD AND FIRE A WEAPON –
our weapons expert will demystify and teach you how to laod and fire a glock .45 and revolver.
A PRIVATE SPYSCHOOL PARTY - we could explain this to you, but then we’ve have to kill you. Our most award-winning course. Bring your whole office for an unbelievable experience!!!
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