Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in SpySchool.
You’ll emerge with a bond-worthy body and a butt-kicking attitude.
We’ll teach you what you’d learn if you stepped out of your life and into
the world of espionage; how
to take out an assailant, climb
up a building,
rappel off a thirty foot cliff, get what you want, make decisions, push
yourself, set boundaries, and of course we cover obvious spy skills, like
firing
a weapon and how
to change your look with
wigs and makeup.
SpySchool includes a full-body transformation, more effective and more fun
than going to the gym, but it doesn’t stop there. Your SpySchool skills will
bleed into your everyday life. You’ll be more effective, more confident,
and more self-assured. You’ll become a more relaxed version of yourself,
capable of staying calm in a crisis. You’ll be able to make split-second
decisions and react appropriately during all kinds of scenarios…a tough
business negotiation, on a bad date, in an argument with a loved one, while
setting limits with your children. You will become able to handle a higher
level of stress, both physically and mentally, than you could before you
began our program.
It doesn’t matter if you are already athletic, if you used to be an athlete,
or have never worked out a day in your life. If you’re looking for the
ultimate workout, we will amuse you, amaze you, and kick your ass.
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