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How it works

Our most effective SpySchool package involves a series of workouts for roughly two months. enrollment is $1500.

We'll custom design a program for you, and if you follow our recommended program for basic spyschool or advanced Spyschool, your classes will build on one another, so you will be able to progress safely and consistently, capitalizing on the good feeling you get from getting better at something. Participating in SpySchool is challenging and rewarding.

We will never ask you to do something that hurts your body, clouds your future, or robs you of your self-respect. We will, however, encourage you to push your limits and solidify your boundaries. You may not like every suggestion we make; but if you are willing to trust us, you will find confidence and strength while getting to express parts of yourself, quite often for the first time.

SpySchool is more than a workout.

If you commit, you will most likely reach a fitness level you have never before experienced, but you will also, and pardon the expression, change as a person. We have spent over a decade designing our curriculum and cultivating relationships with experts who can transfer their skills, and their undeniable cool-factor, to you.

  

SpySchool is for you if you are:

a) bored with your training routine
b)trying to achieve a fitness goal once and for all
c) looking for something a bit adventuresome and outrageous.

We have designed what we consider to be the ultimate SpySchool experience, a series of workouts and workshops to boost your fitness level and frankly, to affect you in ways that are hard to describe. The SpySchool curriculum centers around programs to challenge you on many levels, and as you progress through our curriculum, you will become able to handle a higher level of stress, both physically and mentally, than you could before you began our program. You'll look pretty good, too.

How do I begin?

we recommend:

STEP ONE - ORIENTATION

Orientation takes approximately 30 minutes ($25)

We'll ask you specific questions about your goals, your schedule, your interests, and your motivations, and we'll give you a tour of our Campus. During your Orientation, we will tailor-design a program for you based on your needs and aspirations. We're highly results-driven, and we want you to consider your time with us valuable and effective.

You do not need to follow our suggestions, and we will of course modify and re-design a program that ultimately makes you happy (that being said, we have yet to find an unhappy SpySchool graduate who has taken our suggested series). You may be surprised by some of our recommendations, but we're pretty confident we know what we're doing. And if at any point during your SpySchool experience you decide you aren't having the time of your life, we'll modify your program until you are.

STEP TWO - SpySchool Basics

We have designed what we consider to be the best "basic" SpySchool experience ($1500), a series of workouts and workshops to boost your fitness level over a two month period, to familiarize you with our campus and our instructors, and frankly, to affect you in ways that are hard to describe. Our SpySchool programs challenge you on many levels in a fun, supportive, safe environment, and by the time you have Basic SpySchool hours under your belt, you will be able to handle a higher level of stress, both physically and mentally, than you could before you began our program. You'll look pretty good, too.

We highly recommend enrolling into our BASICS schedule because:

a) Learning in small groups is part of the adventure
b) It will give you the most for your money and time
c) Our format makes it easier to commit
d) our format is designed to be supportive, fun, and exciting
e) We have years of experience designing custom programs to ensure results

As you'll see when we design your personal Basic SpySchool program, some of your SpySchool classes will be prescheduled dates (all assailant defense classes, for example), you will schedule some per your own availablity (Pilates, for example). Although we highly suggif for one reason or another you can't enroll using our suggested class series, SpySchool can also be scheduled privately, or you can create your own groups with friends or coworkers. In fact, one of the best ways to experience SpySchool is to gather friends (any number between three and twenty friends will get you started) and we will create a private SpySchool experience for you.

STEP THREE - ADVANCED SpySchool

Once you're familiar with our system, the courses continue, increasing in difficulty, skill level, and challenge. For example, once you have mastered fighting an attacker from the front and from the ground, we will introduce fighting blindfolded, or in enclosed spaces. Once you get the hang of climbing our walls, we'll take you outside and increase the height (and beauty) of your climb. Once you have mastered hanging from a trapeze, we'll put you on rings, or in a hoop. We are ones for reward, too...and you'll have a great deal of fun in the advanced curriculum , learning how to change your look, or how to handle a weapon. You'll also be with people who have also been through Spyschool, and you'll enjoy being around people who "get it"...believe us!

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SpySchool Packages

SPECIAL SpySchool WORKSHOPS

SpySchool FAQ's

one of the best ways to experience SpySchool is to gather friends (any number between three and twenty friends will get you started) and we will create a private SpySchool experience for you. Courses are available a la carte, or SpySchool can be experienced in its entirety.

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