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SpySchool I
The intro package - Call for pricing
  • Three hours of defense against the assailant (October 10)
  • - One private Pilates session (call to schedule)
  • One hour of belly dancing (Thursdays 7 PM) or (Wednesdays at 11 AM)
  • One hour of scaling the wall (Wednesdays
  • 7 PM or privately scheduled)
SpySchool II
Basic SpySchool - $1,100
  • Twenty hours of fighting skills including attacks from the front, attacks from the rear, and ground fighting (six weeks of weekly three and a half hour classes Tuesday evenings, November 2 - December 14, skipping Thanksgiving)
  • Five Pilates private sessions towards the tummy of death (call to Schedule)
  • Three hours of climbing and rappelling outdoors (certain Saturdays and Sundays in October and November)
  • One circus arts workshop (Thursdays or by appointment)
SpySchool III
Advanced SpySchool - $1,600
Dates TBA
  • Advanced fighting techniques and strikes (fighting blindfolded, in enclosed spaces like elevators, in bed…)
  • Five Pilates sessions towards the tummy of death
  • Belly dancing or Strip tease and/or pole dancing course
  • How to disguise yourself and completely change your look (a two hour makeover including hair and makeup class)
SpySchool IV
Super SpySchool - $1,700
Dates TBA
  • Weapons fighting - guns, knives, and clubs, including how to load and fire a gun and how to disarm an assailant
  • Five Pilates sessions (must keep the tummy of death happening)
  • One fabulous facial
  • One salon appointment
SpySchool V
Sisterhood of the Amazon Death Squad - $1,800
DATES TBA
  • Handling multiple assailants (that's two to five guys at a time)
  • Ten Pilates sessions (must keep the tummy of death happening)
  • One vicious massage
  • One fabulous facial
  • One salon appointment
You are now a member of the "Sisterhood of the Amazon Death Squad", with a tee-shirt and secret field trip to prove it.

Or you can also choose from the following list:
  • Assailant Defense (this is a prerequisite)
  • Pilates (another prerequisite)
  • Belly Dancing
  • Capoeira
  • Boxing Fitness
  • Aerial Arts
  • Indoor rock climbing
  • Outdoor rock climbing and rappelling
  • Hair and makeup classes
  • Surfing
  • Swimming
  • Hiking / Adventure walks
  • Weapons Training
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