How to Disguise Yourself

$150 - four person minimum
Includes makeup application
Wigs available for purchase

makeup application seems like it would be easy, but like anything involving a paintbrush, it's a lot trickier than it looks, and if you've ever accidentally put enough makeup on to scare your dog, you're not alone.

we have hired some of hollywood's most experienced and highly qualified artists (hey! If Jennifer aniston, halle berry, and carmen electra aren't complaining, we aren't either) to teach us, frankly, how to put on eyeliner and not look like a whore, how to shimmer and not shine, how to go from day to night without overdoing it, and our personal favorite, how to look like there is no makeup going on at all (the flawless face fakeout). there's a very fine line between bringing out your "inner radiant beauty" and patting yourself on the back and having your face fall off. Its amazing what a few simple tricks from professionals like anastasia soare's team of eyebrow gurus (just ask oprah, j-lo, and catherine zeta jones, just a few of her clients) can do with an ounce of wax and a stencil. Most importantly, they are willing to tell us all they know.

Since we do have excessive fun with the SpySchool thing here at absolution, once we learned the basics, we just couldn't stop. we needed to know how to make ourselves up a la sydney barstow on alias, and the secrets kept pouring out of our hair and makeup artists until we actually were comfortable walking around in our new personas...and loved it. if you've always wanted to know what you would look like with a different hair color with an attitude to match, this course will satisfy the vixen you always knew you were. It's a lot of fun. Especially when you add an accent and go out at then end of the lesson to road test your new look. We bet no one knows you're not actually a blonde.