THE LOVE DOCTOR
HOW TO PICK
UP A MAN
ANYTIME,
ANYWHERE,
BY PRACTICING
THE ART
OF THE
MAGICAL
PHRASE,"NICE
TIE"...
Take two and call me in the morning.
If you've ever wanted someone smarter than you, sexier than you, and funnier
than you to handle your love life, this is your lucky day.
Meet Dr. Lauren Frances, PhDD (you read right). Undeniably feminine
painfully accurate, the PhDD can transform your love life faster than you
can say "three carat diamond". No matter if you are reviving a relationship
or just trying to get lucky, Lauren will assess your self-created drama and
with one flick of her manicured hand, will advise you on the next steps to
take to get out of such a horrible mess. Did we mention she's heard (or
done) it all? Meet her in person, and you'd better be ready to fend off the
male suitors falling at her feet (we prefer the telephone for this reason
alone).
We don't know why the lord almighty blessed the PhDD with such extraordinary
insights (or breasts!), but we're not one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Did we mention years of roMANtic research go into every single syllable she
utters? Believe us, not a single bit of your energy will be further wasted
on "what to do about him". Sexpert Lauren Francis will tell you what
to do, and damned if her unabashed ways don't work. Trust us, we know. We owe
our sleepless nights (the good kind) to the good Doctor. She is just too
valuable to keep to ourselves.
Don't wait until September for the release of her much anticipated book
"dating, mating...and manhandling"...gather the guts to take her "good,
orderly direction" so you can relax and enjoy the rest of your life. Or, if
you prefer, you can continue to spend hours of time worrying instead of say,
shopping for that diamond ring.
Dr Lauren Frances PhDD
One appointment and one
follow-up phone call
($100)
Manhandling Seminars (pdf)
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