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Secret Workshops

THE LOVE DOCTOR
HOW TO PICK UP A MAN ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, BY PRACTICING THE ART OF THE MAGICAL
PHRASE,"NICE TIE"...

Take two and call me in the morning.

If you've ever wanted someone smarter than you, sexier than you, and funnier than you to handle your love life, this is your lucky day.

Meet Dr. Lauren Frances, PhDD (you read right). Undeniably feminine painfully accurate, the PhDD can transform your love life faster than you can say "three carat diamond". No matter if you are reviving a relationship or just trying to get lucky, Lauren will assess your self-created drama and with one flick of her manicured hand, will advise you on the next steps to take to get out of such a horrible mess. Did we mention she's heard (or done) it all? Meet her in person, and you'd better be ready to fend off the male suitors falling at her feet (we prefer the telephone for this reason alone).

We don't know why the lord almighty blessed the PhDD with such extraordinary insights (or breasts!), but we're not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Did we mention years of roMANtic research go into every single syllable she utters? Believe us, not a single bit of your energy will be further wasted on "what to do about him". Sexpert Lauren Francis will tell you what to do, and damned if her unabashed ways don't work. Trust us, we know. We owe our sleepless nights (the good kind) to the good Doctor. She is just too valuable to keep to ourselves.

Don't wait until September for the release of her much anticipated book "dating, mating...and manhandling"...gather the guts to take her "good, orderly direction" so you can relax and enjoy the rest of your life. Or, if you prefer, you can continue to spend hours of time worrying instead of say, shopping for that diamond ring.


Dr Lauren Frances PhDD
One appointment and one follow-up phone call ($100)
Manhandling Seminars (pdf)

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